Haikus

[coastalsailing]

My friends were talking about all these boss characters they were going to run on a variety of mounts. I decided to add to their dialogue with the following Haikus, which I wrote myself -

A haiku about waywatchers -

How many points did you
spend? For that boss character,
his mount? No matter.


another one -

Fly on, glorious
steed. Ignore their arrows! Oh
wait. no. I am slain.

[frogboy]

Is this a joke ?

[Mollesvinet]

You have got to have been high when you wrote this. However, interesting things does come out of situations like that. in this case, Warhammer haiku.

[Billthesurly]

Grey quill feathered shaft
flys as the autumn leaves fall
red on the dry grass

If you're not a warrior poet you aren't fully Asrai.

Edited to asuage the esthetic sensibilities of our resident art critic.

[Evrard]

Asrai guard the path
Brettonians fear to tread.
Death waits in the trees.

[thunderbow]

Many points for
Squishy elven archers sly
In their wake death sleeps.
@ Bill, your second phrase has 6 "on" (morae) , instead of 7

[Billthesurly]

Modern school. (Everybody's a critic! Sheesh.)

[thunderbow]

Modern school. (Everybody's a critic! Sheesh.)

Hahahaha! I just couldn't restrain myself from criticising.

[frogboy]

"Haiku, interesting just googled it
Personally I prefere our own native poetry
A bit weird in English"

[Moose123]

Elves living in trees
Dancers kill lots of beastmen
Bane of designers

Now I am going to play all my games in Haiku.

Now I march eighteen
Magic phase, dwellers below
Goodbye fellow elves

Shooting hits twelve
Wounds eight, armor save's 1, Ha!
Don't cry, you poor sport



You know, I can't stop
My inner poet is free
Thanks, Coastalsailing

Oh well, I'm not much of a poet but every now and then I try.